Audience to Cast
No I insist on my right to be Muhammad. We all Know the others are just me, trying to populate the world with alternative participants. No point in hiding behind pseudonyms.
Let On, 'Muhammad'
24/04/10: I see . . . Your other name wouldn't be Ian would it?! Or Alister?! Maybe Peth?! I'm now deeply concerned that my messages stand to get confused with someone else's! Do us a favour and let on. We want to know who you are! I assure you that all Muhammad messages were written by ME, the only Muhammad . . .
Yeah stop it now!
That's right, ME, so don't be blurring it, the messages I write are mine nobody elses, so Peth, Ian, Alister, or any other pseudo me, pipe down or own up.
Oh all right!
I own up it was me all along
Muhammad
Leave it out Muhammad, you're starting to worry me.
Who's The Grem?
26-04-10: The pretend-Muhammad plot thickens . . . I'm plain curious to know the real identity of the new 'Muhammad' - the writer of the last 2 Muhammad messages! C'mon, Ian - it's gotta be you, right?!
As for me, the real Muhammad, I'm trying to get ready for my lecture tomorrow in front of the old school-house. Any tips, pretend-Muhammad?!
Muhammad
Yeah its has got to be me Ian. Thats right its Me Ian.
Muhammad
Good now we all know, don't try it again Ian. I'm the only authentic Muhammad here.
Fake(s?)
27/04/10: Hmmm . . . The last Muhammad message was a fake . . . Written lunch-time, on Monday . . . hmmmm . . . Could be anyone, eh? Must be IAN! But . . . what if the Ian message was fake too?!!
Looking forward to doing some creative acting tonight . . .
Muhammad
*stands up*
I'm Muhammad!